THE END OF THE WORLD…as we know it… :(

Ladies and Gentlemen of Earth.
This message is not to scare you, or upset you, but aliens have invaded the planet. And Will Smith is nowhere to be found. I am not sure what they are, or how this happened, but apparently they are ferocious monsters. They caught episodes of ALF and are pissed it got canceled (Remember they come from trillions of light years away, things take time) Had they waited around a little while longer episodes of Third Rock from the Sun would probably have shown up soon. But whether or not they like John Lithgow is yet to be seen, only time will tell!
Stay in your houses we will post more as we know more!
Check back, Every Hour on the Hour, and you probably won’t find anything new, but come back sometime tomorrow, we may have more news. Or just stay here all week, you won’t miss anything.

President of the Earth.