Martian Invasion – ATTENTION ALL SCIENTISTS

The World Government has immediate openings for Scientists, many positions available.  Just send a resume to President of Earth PO BOX 1234 Hidden Bunker USA 80305

4 years of University of related work experience preferably with science or dissectin, or at least the Game Operation.

And Don’t worry we can only make this mistake once.   Next time we will use tranquilizers AND chains.

God is my face red.  Ohhh well.

President Out to find some more scientists.