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Martian Invasion – Thanks Tom Cruise!

We…well lost our last specimen.  You remember that…not a great chapter in our history.  Kinda gross to.  But we needed scientists to come and help us study.  And you know who showed up?  Yep Tom Cruise.  He asked to help, (not will smith but I’ll take it).    Here was our converstion.

Prez – Do you know the Periodic Table?

Tom – No.

Prez -okay, do you know the multiplication table?

Tom – No.

Prez – okay. Hmmm Do you know science?

Tom – Not really, I know looking good and having flowing hair….ohh ye and don’t forget Rock Climbing.

Prez – Hmmmmmm, not really a scientist then…right…

Tom – Hey Prez, You are Just Glib!…your a Jerk.

Prez – ALIGHT TOM, you can help…Climb Rocks Ehhhh.

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ALL PRAISE THE NET GUN!

Pres…out

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One Response to “Martian Invasion – Thanks Tom Cruise!”

  1. jimmm Says:
    February 27, 2008 at 5:32 am

    net gun changed my life. statistics show that net gun is 75% more effective than mace, and 150% more effective than rape whistles..
    i used to be terrified to walk home alone at night, but now that i have net gun, i am brave.

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